55 Fiction Fridays

So this is my second attempt - it went much more smoothly than last week's.

"Hey! Over here!" he called. She glanced around, searching. Ah, she thought, there you are. As she walked toward him, she pondered how to let him know. She paused. Okay, here goes. "You're great, but I just can't." "Okay", he said, "I'll be here next Sunday, same place, same price."

Sir Mix-a-Lot

Can anyone tell me why Sir Mix-a-Lot is doing Target commercials?

No, really, why? I mean, is he that strapped for cash? Can anyone answer this mystery for me?