1. Start with a clean apartment.
2. Lather and rinse in a freshly cleaned bathroom.
3. Add in two freshly washed towels (love that downey-cleaned smell).
4. Mix in freshly washed pajamas (ditto for the downey).
5. Finish off on the couch with a glass of wine, kitten purring on your legs, catching up on TiVo.
ahhhhhh....
Sunday, November 06, 2005
I heart margaritas
Here's how to have an excellent evening:
1) go to Chili's.
2) order an El Nino Margarita. (Be prepared for the toxic levels of alcohol contained therein.)
3) order chips & salsa, because trust me, by the time you get to the bottom of the El Nino, you'll want something to munch on.
4) Decide to go bowling.
5) Happen to be dressed fairly damn sexy, because you had originally dressed for a date, not for bowling.
6) get ogled, with accompanying lewd and lascivious comments, while waiting to order a beer, from an incredibly intoxiated individual.
7) avoid thinking about the objectification aspect of being ogled, and instead focus on the fact that your barzam weight gain resulted in incredible cleavage, which has stuck around while your post-barzam diet/exercise program has resulted in loss of weight. Hooray for cleavage!
1) go to Chili's.
2) order an El Nino Margarita. (Be prepared for the toxic levels of alcohol contained therein.)
3) order chips & salsa, because trust me, by the time you get to the bottom of the El Nino, you'll want something to munch on.
4) Decide to go bowling.
5) Happen to be dressed fairly damn sexy, because you had originally dressed for a date, not for bowling.
6) get ogled, with accompanying lewd and lascivious comments, while waiting to order a beer, from an incredibly intoxiated individual.
7) avoid thinking about the objectification aspect of being ogled, and instead focus on the fact that your barzam weight gain resulted in incredible cleavage, which has stuck around while your post-barzam diet/exercise program has resulted in loss of weight. Hooray for cleavage!
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