Indignation

You have GOT to be kidding me.

Some complete ass STOLE our water. No, I'm not kidding.

Because we're water snobs, we get these water bottles delivered - the kind where you have to turn them over and put them into a water dispenser. We got our latest bottle delivered yesterday. YESTERDAY. Tonight when Husband was getting ready for work, I thanked him for bringing in the water bottle (I'd have to roll it in while simultaneously preventing the cat from escaping). He says he didn't bring it in, didn't I? Well, NO, I DIDN'T.

Neither one of us brought the bottle in...which would lead to the inevitable conclusion that SOME JACKASS STOLE IT.

Who the hell steals a bottle of water? And one that most likely requires being rolled down the hall because it's too heavy to carry very far?

Seriously, WHO STEALS WATER?!?